I ban the person above me because I don't want to post on the site so I'm just trying to take up time and space by writing this pointless post about banning the person above me using a lot of words I don't need to so I can act all smart and verbose...
I decree the person above me for doing as thus: thinking my avatar shiny beyond any logical reason; such disgusting actions are not to be permitted by me if I were the dictator leader of this site, and so decrees the overlord normal member known as Sharubii.